[VHML - Digest] Wednesday, August 5 1998 Volume 01 : Number 4874 Messages in this Digest: Re: Get me off this list! -- Help Brad or someone. Re: Edit your posts, please! VH Update!!!! Re: Back from Paso Robles!! Re: Lets have a mini con in 1-99 Re: The David Lee Roth slurred lyrics quiz Kiersten Re: The David Lee Roth slurred lyrics quiz Re: [VHML - Digest] V1 #4873 RE: Back from Paso Robles!! Re: Las Vegas Hard Rock - VH pictures Brad, Ed's Rig.. Re: I AM SOOOOOO TIRED...(CON 98) Re: A quieter, gentler VHML .. Re: WE ARE HAVING A BABY TONIGHT!!!! Re: The David Lee Roth slurred lyrics quiz Re: ATTN:MICHEAL BROWN Re: ATTN:MICHEAL BROWN (VU-DU Lounge) Re: Con '99 Locations Dittmah's Con Memories ATTENTION:Riley/Aftershow Nashville!!! Re: ATTN:MICHEAL BROWN ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed, 05 Aug 1998 20:34:59 -0400 From: Ellen Lloyd Subject: Re: Get me off this list! -- Help Brad or someone. At 04:37 PM 8/5/98 -0500, Jay Moorman wrote: >Has anyone else you all know of tried to take a vacation from this list and >been able to actually unsubscribe? > >I have sent messages to every address I had to unsubscribe and cannot get >removed from the list. > >If you know, please respond to my address. Send any unsubscribe requests to: majordomo@sonic.net In the body type: unsubscribe vanhalen (or vanhalen-digest) Ellen http://www.medusacomplex.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 5 Aug 1998 20:46:34 -0400 From: "penguin" Subject: Re: Edit your posts, please! Edit your posts, Please! wrote: >If you are replying to a long message, please edit the quoted material >so that it only contains material relevant to your post. The last few >digests have had very few posts because people are adding one line >responses to long posts. I've seen Jill's entire post quoted in its >entirety more than once. And Donovan, stop sending your computer >settings to the list. Thank you. If you're replying to any message, please drop the following spooge: > >---- > >Michael >The Full Bug >fullbug@pacbell.net >http://members.aol.com/donothing/ > > >______________________________________________________ >Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com > Pssst.. Fuckhead. Your message took up six lines of text. The worthless sig took up twelve. And if you're going to ask people to post a certain way, don't be so benevolent. It made me sick. peng ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 05 Aug 1998 17:42:09 -0700 From: bradman@van-halen.com Subject: VH Update!!!! Just posted this to the Official Site: Live! Live! Live! Update 8/05/98: The band is on a short break now that the first leg of the US summer tour is over. But, there's still plenty of chances to catch them live before the tour resumes in Mansfield, MA on 8/13! Beginning on 8/07/98, the Album Network will be broadcasting Van Halen live from the 1998 World Tour. The two-day, two-hour concert (broadcast on 8/07 and 8/08) will be carried on radio stations throughout the nation. Click HERE for the latest list of stations hosting the live show. Television and radio stations that wish to promote the event can pull a press feed from satellite on 8/06/98. The feed is a 12-minute press piece consisting of Digital Betacam or other format playback and will be played twice in the feed time window: Feed Date: Thursday, 8/06/98 Time: 10:30 am - 11:00 am EST Satellite & Transponder: Telstar 4/24 c-band (downlink 4180 MHz) Stereo Audio: 6/2 Left / 6.8 Right Uplink: 4MC - Four Media Company If you're unable to tune in to the Album Network's broadcast on August 7 and 8, it will be available online right here at van-halen.com as well as Rocktropolis on August 13th! Stay tuned for more details! On August 12th, just one day before the tour resumes in Mansfield, MA, Edward and Gary will be making an appearance in Boston, MA. Sponsored in part by WAAF, the event will be an intimate 100-person Q & A session and will be capped off with a live performance! Stay tuned for additional information. In other news, there's still a few days left to enter the latest van-halen.com giveaway. Click HERE for your chance to win a promotional copy of the new single, "One I Want!" Brad The Official Van Halen Web Site http://www.van-halen.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 06 Aug 1998 10:48:06 +1000 From: Scott Gordon Subject: Re: Back from Paso Robles!! > More dates for the tour are almost finalized - > new places and old. Some of you are going to > be VERY excited!! WOOHOO!! They're coming back to Australia, aren't they? ;) - -- Gordo ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 05 Aug 1998 19:02:31 -0600 From: "Bradley S. Leavitt" Subject: Re: Lets have a mini con in 1-99 John Kivlin wrote: > > At 01:58 PM 8/5/98 -0600, you wrote: > >John Kivlin wrote: > >> > >> >> We're planning a mini-con in February at (hopefully) Sun River Resort in > >> >> Oregon (by Bend). There is skiing close by, lots of cool activities and > >> >> neat places to go. > >> >> > >> >> Jeannie > >> >> > >> >>That would be great. Count me in!!!! > >> >Dave > >> > > >> >> > >> >!!!!D.O.A.!!!!! > >> >dmb5150@earthlink.net > >> > >> Jeannie, > >> > >> I'd be in for seeing that beautiful part of the country, but I haven't > >> skiied (sp?) since I was 17 and have no intention of taking it back up again > >> (knees)...Is there other stuff to do? > >> > >> JK > > > > > >Well John, I have the same knee prob...plus I've never been downhill in > >skis before...so if I go, you can join me in getting drunk. Sound good? > > > >Peace, > >(the other)Brad > > > Bradley, > > "Life is one big party! Count me in cuz I'll be there!" > > Sister Whiskey - 'Count Me In' > Very kickass song... > > JK WooHoo! I'll bring some beer, you bring some porn. hA! Peace, (the other)Brad ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 05 Aug 1998 18:03:00 -0700 From: Lucas Aykroyd Subject: Re: The David Lee Roth slurred lyrics quiz Looks like both Jason and VOODOO nailed all the correct answers first time out! I'm gonna have to make the next quiz tougher! ;) Lucas Ah wee dough wurry bow tamarra... ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 05 Aug 1998 19:06:40 -0600 From: "Bradley S. Leavitt" Subject: Kiersten I can't find your e-addy...need to ask ya something. Peace, (the other)Brad ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 05 Aug 1998 17:54:15 +0000 From: mueller@appsware.com (Steve Mueller) Subject: Re: The David Lee Roth slurred lyrics quiz > >Lucas > >Ah wee dough wurry bow tamarra... "And we don't worry about tomorrow...." - DLR on Mean Streets ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 5 Aug 1998 18:01:47 -0700 (PDT) From: Lauralee Walker Subject: Re: [VHML - Digest] V1 #4873 > >You have every right to disagree with the review in The Tennessean. > >However, that right does not extend to making negative blanket > >statements about individuals who live in Tennessee. > > > >Laura > > Geez, it wasn't aimed at you .. if you had taken the time to meet the Hamiltons and how great they are then you'd feel pretty bad right > now! > > Bill > I'm sure it wasn't aimed at me. Never said that. I just didn't understand the point of his statement. That's it. I realize that as per the VHML code this should incite a flame war, but those are inane. In the big scheme of things....what difference does it make? No more difference than the review in The Tennessean, actually. Will either make a difference a week/month/year from now? No. Laura == The barn burned down now I can see the moon... _________________________________________________________ DO YOU YAHOO!? Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 6 Aug 1998 11:08:54 +1000 From: Mark Johnson Subject: RE: Back from Paso Robles!! I'm trying not to get my hopes up, because I would consider it very unlikely a return to Australia would be imminent. However... WOO-FUCKING-HOO if they did!!! Mark (not really expecting it!) -----Original Message----- From: Scott Gordon [SMTP:sg024@energex.com.au] Sent: Thursday, 6 August 1998 10:48 To: VHML Subject: Re: Back from Paso Robles!! > More dates for the tour are almost finalized - > new places and old. Some of you are going to > be VERY excited!! WOOHOO!! They're coming back to Australia, aren't they? ;) -- Gordo ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 05 Aug 1998 21:01:59 -0400 From: Tim Hyatt Subject: Re: Las Vegas Hard Rock - VH pictures David Russell wrote: >A few pictures from the Hard Rock Hotel.. all Van Halen related... >___________________________ >David Russell >daver@5150.on.ca All Van Halen related... Unlike BBB's web site with it's pictures of the outside of a friggin' music store and a peach-shaped water tower. Tim ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 05 Aug 1998 21:01:03 -0500 From: Chris Subject: Brad, Ed's Rig.. Brad, about that diagram of his rack and such, is it going to be as detailed as the one on Mesa Boogie's web site depicting John Petrucci's touring Rack system (http://www.mesaboogie.com/Images/petrucci_images/petrack.jpg), or is it going to be a little more basic? Just wondering. Chris R. slim@5150.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 05 Aug 1998 18:05:31 PDT From: "Brian Glotzbach" Subject: Re: I AM SOOOOOO TIRED...(CON 98) >Date: Wed, 05 Aug 1998 16:02:22 +0100 >To: vanhalen@sonic.net >From: RosieRed >Subject: Re: I AM SOOOOOO TIRED...(CON 98) >Reply-To: vanhalen@sonic.net > >At 02:32 04/08/98 PDT, Brian Glotzbach wrote: > >>P.S., you even remembered my last name....too cool!!!! > >I think your name will be one of those names that I will always remember. >It was extremely sexy to write ;-) > >Paula > > Maybe... but not to pronounce! Hey, it's cool though, I've always hated my last name, but I guess it's different, so that's cool. It also helps when sales people call the house and ask for Mr. Glotzbach. They can't pronounce it right, so I know it's not a Call I want to take ! Brian in CA(soon to be CO !) "Look at all these little kids-taking care of the music biz...." ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 05 Aug 1998 19:11:55 -0600 From: Crash Omega Subject: Re: A quieter, gentler VHML .. Hellfire wrote: If I were you --which, thank Christ, I'm not-- I'd be more > embarrassed by your febrile mind, your tiny penis, and your chronic > premature ejaculation. And we won't even get INTO your penchant for > bed-wetting, your love of hanging out on IRC's #PeeSex, and your > life-sized rubber doll, complete with the vibro-matic orifices --it's > a VERY realistic looking sheep, or so I'm told, right down to the > wool. We won't mention any of that, so don't be embarrassed. Ah yes. Helly in his classic form. What style, what form. THIS is why I love this list. C-O ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 5 Aug 1998 18:11:10 -0700 From: scmizzi@concentric.net Subject: Re: WE ARE HAVING A BABY TONIGHT!!!! Induce labor? One word for ya...RUN!!! She'll have the power to give birth and cut your balls off at the same time. Smooches... *saying a prayer for the happy couple* >Just got a call from my wife, and her Ob/Gyn wants to go ahead and induce labor >tonight (I can hardly type...) at 5:00. > >WOOOO HOOOOO!!!!!!!!! > >I'll see you all in a few.... > >Dave Wann >"Non-stop talker...what a rocker..." ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 05 Aug 1998 19:24:17 -0600 From: "Bradley S. Leavitt" Subject: Re: The David Lee Roth slurred lyrics quiz Lucas Aykroyd wrote: > > OK, we haven't had a quiz for a while...this time, the David Lee Roth > slurred lyrics quiz! > > See if you can identify all five of these classic Roth mumbles, transcribed > phonetically for your ungarbling pleasure! > > (Sure, I may have overdone it a little here, but that's just to make it > more challenging!) > > A hint for those who need help: none of these lyrics were originally sung > by Sammy Hagar or Gary Cherone. ;) > > Ah can way, do fee yuh luv tun-ah > Ah can way, do fee yuh luvin > Ah can way, Ah can way > Ah can way, do fee yuh luv tun-aht! > > Ya, you senna line agolos inna jess treem > > Ah goh coo lema neigh dan, dick zeekups > > Ah gonno luv, no luv viewed caw ree-ul > > Coo dis be duh wun da godda way > > Lucas Well, these are no problem for me. I speak perfect Drunkeneese. Peace, (the other)BRad ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 5 Aug 1998 18:19:29 -0700 From: Jeannie Subject: Re: ATTN:MICHEAL BROWN At 06:46 PM 8/5/98 -0400, you wrote: >Jon & Melody wrote: > >>be sure to bring dress pants, shirt and tie!! Voodoo Lounge is a MUST :) >>Melody > >Last time I was in Vegas, I visited the Voodoo Lounge and found it to be >mediocre at best. The view, granted, is spectacular. (What is it? The >40th floor or something? I think it's the 2nd tallest building in town?) >The lounge itself was just dark with black lights and expensive drinks. >What was it that impressed you so much, Melody? > >Tim > > > > It had to be the company, Tim. ;) Jeannie ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 5 Aug 1998 18:19:38 -0700 From: Jeannie Subject: Re: ATTN:MICHEAL BROWN (VU-DU Lounge) >>The lounge itself was just dark with black lights and expensive drinks. >>What was it that impressed you so much, Melody? > >The view was very impressive. >It was also a very laid back atmosphere. > >Matt says the same thing about the Paradise Club though ;) > He did seem to be enjoying himself! >Kim > > >"raising children >is like being pecked to death > by chickens" > You have no idea how appropriate this statement is today! Jeannie ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 05 Aug 1998 18:23:52 PDT From: "Brian Glotzbach" Subject: Re: Con '99 Locations >Date: Wed, 05 Aug 1998 17:03:33 -0700 >From: Brian Shekell >To: vanhalen@sonic.net >Subject: Con '99 Locations >Reply-To: vanhalen@sonic.net > > >Brian Shekell in Cali >Hot for teacher nearly killed me > > ROTFLMAO!!!! Fuck, it still kicked ass though! Brian in CA(soon to be CO !) "Look at all these little kids-taking care of the music biz...." ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 5 Aug 1998 19:24:27 -0600 From: Mark Dittmer Subject: Dittmah's Con Memories Hopefully I've managed to include everyone!! I don't want to make everyone sick with the overuse of smileys, so just assume they're there, ok? In the order that the nametags were numbered.... (using my nametag list) Mike Russell/Missy Gangl - Mike is 1 of 3 with perfect con attendance. The jam session was VERY cool this year ...I only wish I had played more. Dave Johnson/Liz Beckett - great finally meeting you! Jon & Mel Dunphy - part of the reason why I came back this year! What is Mars? Kim & Matt Sharman - wonderful seeing you again! Matt had me rolling in stitches all the time...HA! Jeff Higgins - one of the great Vegas locals and one half of the Higgins Bros. Hope the pic of you and Ron turned out! Dave Russell & Shani - great meeting you! You guys are a great couple! Dave, between your looks and the con nametags I think you had a few ppl fooled...HA! Ron Piotrowski - I couldn't have done the nametags without you, man! I was very impressed with Jeopardy!! Ellen Lloyd - what can I say about Ellen? Love ya! Brad Starks - one of my fav pics is of me after playing Jeopardy with my drunken arm around 'Alex Trebek'. HA! Great hanging with you again!! Ron Higgins - the other 1 of 3. Anal White Guy. Bootman. Beerman. Jorie Sligh - thank you for the Oreos!!! I wish I had gotten to say goodbye... Sean Kerns - wish I had heard you play guitar! Great meeting you after seeing your gtr tech posts for the last 3+ years. Bonnie Richardson - smiles alot (a good thing). Sexy mofo. Wish I had more time to talk to you. Rick & Michele Garcia - great seeing you again. Loved the backing music during Jeopardy. Jon Schell - was only fitting to have FAQ-boy win Jeopardy. Awesome work on the keyboard! Michael Brown - another gracious Vegas host. Thanks for dragging me around to some of the cooler places in Vegas. Next time I'll definitely be bringing a collared shirt! Derrick MacDougall - fellow Canuck! Guess I have to meet the other Derrick MacDougall now, eh? Rick Ames - I played Hina for him and I think he recognized it. YAY! Great job on the jam this year! Mike Heasley - a bit more outspoken this year which was nice to see. He blows me away everytime he picks up an instrument. Dale Shera - Vegas fucker, you. HA! Loved the pics!! John & Kristine Adams - comic man! HA! Your wife deserves credit for hanging out with us freaks! Brian Hightower - another great Vegas host! Next time I definitely have to do the fly-over-Vegas-at-night thing. Thanks again! Paula & Mark - limeys (that's a compliment, right?). Glad you two made it to Vegas! I was disappointed when I discovered that your accent was light enough that I could understand you. Jason Fulton - Al Borland....meet Jerry Seinfeld. Diane Mappes - Sistah....meet Dittmah. J R Kennedy - How's Cindy doin? Jeannie & Marc Nix - definitely fun people! Brad L., yes, I was easy on her and Jorie. Ken & Laurie Weigel - great seeing you! Eric Hirshouer - wanna trade? Nice collection! Kevin Ryan - KK. Played some really cool stuff! John Daly - a fellow Gulch man! Brian Glotzback - sweet-lookin EVHMM! Smokes the pants off me when he has a gtr in his hands. Bill & Janine O'Neill - didn't see enough of you guys! Say hi to mom for me! Dave Brandon & Tammie Barber - Jeopardy was a hoot! Brian Shekell - the guy who put Brad to shame on the drums. What can I say? I had a great time once again! You were all truly wonderful people and I only wish I had more time to talk to each one of you. Best fans in the world? No question about it. To all, take care, - -Dittmah, Jerry, Seinfeld, Dittman, Ditt-meister, EdHead, Mark Dittmer ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 5 Aug 1998 19:16:56 -0700 From: "caryb" Subject: ATTENTION:Riley/Aftershow Nashville!!! I was backstage with you in Nashville you took some pictures. Is there a chance I can get a copy of the photo? Please e-mail me: caryb@idt.net I hope that i got your name right. Cary ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 05 Aug 1998 21:33:18 -0400 From: Ellen Lloyd Subject: Re: ATTN:MICHEAL BROWN >> >>Last time I was in Vegas, I visited the Voodoo Lounge and found it to be >>mediocre at best. The view, granted, is spectacular. (What is it? The >>40th floor or something? I think it's the 2nd tallest building in town?) >>The lounge itself was just dark with black lights and expensive drinks. >>What was it that impressed you so much, Melody? >> >>Tim The view from the Voodoo Lounge was awesome! I wished I'd brought my camera with me. :) Ellen http://www.medusacomplex.com ------------------------------ End of [VHML - Digest] V1 #4874