[VHML - Digest] Thursday, November 5 1998 Volume 01 : Number 5880 Messages in this Digest: Re: Newcomer Re: movie help NOVH INSIDE is out Re: Anyone in AZ RE: Rex thread Re: Newcomer Re: Newcomer Re: Newcomer Re: guitar contest Re: GARY AND THE RRHOF? "ALTERNATIVE" MUSIC Re: bsides/cd's GUITAR CONTEST UPDATE Re: Best of (or) Greatest Hits Re: I think I fixed it, Let me know!!!! Re: GUITAR CONTEST UPDATE Re: Please take my name off your mailing list. Re: GARY AND THE RRHOF? Get Real! Re: ABC Strike RE: Rex thread Re: Michigan Guitar Show Re: ABC Strike Re: INSIDE is out Re: Dude!! Re: Anyone in AZ Re: And you thought Halloween was scary... Re: bsides/cd's Re: INSIDE is out Re: GARY AND THE RRHOF? Get Real! Re: ABC Strike/Ellen ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu, 05 Nov 1998 16:08:05 +0800 From: Craig Allen Subject: Re: Newcomer TopJimmy wrote: > ...said Craig Allen excitedly, as he blew a wad of giz into a > tissue. that's jizz, tubby. you should know how to spell it, you drink enough of it. now go back to moisturizing your skin with some of that "special lotion" your brother squirts on your back for you. cheers, craig allen ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 05 Nov 1998 18:51:06 +1100 From: Grant Fisher Subject: Re: movie help NOVH >http://us.imdb.com/Details?Halloween+H20%3A+Twenty+Years+Later+(1998) > >Man, is there anything this site can't do? I heard it can't play the intro to Hot For Teacher.... ;) Grant ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 05 Nov 1998 18:51:44 +1100 From: Grant Fisher Subject: INSIDE is out >**THE INSIDE'S HOLIDAY SPECIAL!** Hey, I forgot to mention that my copy of the INSIDE arrived yesterday! Ed's on the cover between two tour trucks, with the purple quilted Wolfie. I'd tell you more, but that would spoil the surprise! Grant (Who loves it when we get stuff here before the USA!) ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1998 02:52:33 EST From: Wilsosco2@aol.com Subject: Re: Anyone in AZ In a message dated 11/4/98 11:39:29 PM Pacific Standard Time, owner- vanhalen@afterburner.sonic.net writes: > Is it just me or does it appear that there are no other females on the list > from AZ. I can just see it now--me hanging out with about 15 crazy me, > showing me the fine points of being a guy! ;) > > Can't wait to meet you all. > > Jeannie Shit at least there are VHML members in your state, unlike mine. I have always wondered why there hasn't ever been a very big VH following in Oregon. Skipp ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1998 17:08:35 +0900 From: "MULLY" Subject: RE: Rex thread >He posted to the DLRML earlier today. Maybe The Keepers are more >eager to have him back than we are. ;^) Wow, he must really be mad at me for running his ass all over the place. :+) You'd think the least he could do is drop me a quick one saying he's home. I mean I've only sent him like 4 messages and left voice mail for him 3 times. Hmmm. MULLY ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 30 Oct 1998 23:25:00 -0500 From: TopJimmy Subject: Re: Newcomer Dan wrote: >Hey VH family. (VH Family:) HI, NEWBIE SCUM!!! > My name is Dan and i'm new to this cool list. Goody gumdrops! >I''ve been a huge fan for years So...you're saying that you're fat? >and i'm honored to be on this list. Just don't expect to be invited to any of the dinner parties, tubby. >Can't wait to chat with all you Halen fanatics. Great. Can't wait to chat with you, fat ass. >Thanks Eat me. Uhm...on second thought, forget I said that, lardo. - -->JN<-- IRC Nick TopJimmy 1999 VHML CON Beautiful, Glorious Downtown Trout Run, PA ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 30 Oct 1998 23:37:04 -0500 From: TopJimmy Subject: Re: Newcomer Ryan Hargraves wrote: >I see you are excited about joining the VH family. However, by joining >this list you did not join the VH family. You have however, joined the >VHML family. Gee, Mr. Anal! Thanks for the correction! Now the earth will rotate on it's axis again. >I don't know if we have the credentials to be considered fanatics. >I guess there is only one *fanatic*, the Dork that MTV picked to be >on the show. Therefore the rest of us should not be considered >*fanatics*. My Lord....you are so annoying. >However, most of us will appreciate the honor you show towards us. Your rectum expands whenever you think of hot dogs, doesn't it? > We may not be fanatics in MTV's eyes, but we are the VHML, and >even the MTV fanatic is afraid to dwell amongst us. Ball point pens, too....right? - -->JN<-- IRC Nick TopJimmy 1999 VHML CON Beautiful, Glorious Downtown Trout Run, PA ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 05 Nov 1998 17:44:01 +0800 From: Craig Allen Subject: Re: Newcomer TopJimmy wrote: > Now the earth will rotate on it's axis again. we have been over this before, you silly, obese little man. do i have to break out the primer again for you? "its" is possesive. "it's" is a contraction meaning "it is." it's very simple - even you should be able to grasp it, bee-ach. cheers, craig allen ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1998 01:39:28 -0800 From: Mike Heasley Subject: Re: guitar contest On Mon, Nov 02, 1998 at 11:55:49PM -0500, theguru@accessv.com wrote: > It's not like we don't appreciate Dave's efforts to head this up...I > think it's more a case that we don't appreciate his lack of effort to > nail the thing down...or his inability to tell the list that he simply > doesn't have the time to take this on. Y'know...post > info....deadline/categories/rules; post it again; post it a third time > (and more, if necessary) and stick to it. If ya can't do it, just say > so....there's no shame in that. > site to publish the info. > > > If someone who has the resources to run this would like to take it > on, please step up now or let's just kill the endless waiting game > and call it a day. > > comments........? I agree completely, Bruce. If we don't hear a little more from Dave soon, I say we get someone else who has the resources and willingness to commit to this. BBB maybe? Like you said, no hard feelings toward Dave, we just need to get this show on the road. I'd like to see a final contest deadline of end of this month assuming someone takes over. Hopefully that will be enough time for those who haven't finished (myselfincluded). ;-) I'd hate to see it die this year, I'm especially looking forward to Steve Henning's entry on the SteveBerger. Mike http://www3.hmc.edu/~mheasley ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1998 04:50:13 -0500 (EST) From: BocephusMode@webtv.net Subject: Re: GARY AND THE RRHOF? "ALTERNATIVE" MUSIC - --WebTV-Mail-521005260-4349 Content-Type: Text/Plain; Charset=US-ASCII Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7Bit I agree totally Mike. This was more of a sarcastic view actually. Van Halen is an alternative to the crap that is being spewed forth by radio, and MTV. Hopefully with the next album will come more airplay, and sold out shows all over the world. I think it's just a trend. - -Bryan in Indianapolis.... "Pretty maids, all in a row...go on set 'em up ahhh..." - --WebTV-Mail-521005260-4349 Content-Disposition: Inline Content-Type: Message/RFC822 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7Bit Received: from mailsorter-102.bryant.webtv.net (mailsorter-102.iap.bryant.webtv.net [207.79.35.92]) by postoffice-161.iap.bryant.webtv.net (8.8.8/po.gso.24Feb98) with ESMTP id JAA22735; Wed, 4 Nov 1998 09:01:06 -0800 (PST) Received: from afterburner.sonic.net (afterburner.sonic.net [208.201.224.12]) by mailsorter-102.bryant.webtv.net (8.8.8/ms.graham.14Aug97) with SMTP id JAA24165; Wed, 4 Nov 1998 09:01:06 -0800 (PST) Received: (qmail 6705 invoked by uid 24); 4 Nov 1998 17:01:01 -0000 Delivered-To: vanhalen@afterburner.sonic.net Received: from sub.sonic.net (sub [208.201.224.8]) by afterburner.sonic.net (8.8.7/8.8.5) with ESMTP id JAA06691 for ; Wed, 4 Nov 1998 09:01:00 -0800 Received: from imo15.mx.aol.com (imo15.mx.aol.com [198.81.17.5]) by sub.sonic.net (8.8.8/8.8.5) with ESMTP id JAA02645 for ; Wed, 4 Nov 1998 09:00:59 -0800 From: BABABUE69@aol.com X-envelope-info: Received: from BABABUE69@aol.com by imo15.mx.aol.com (IMOv16.10) id TEGSa02539 for ; Wed, 4 Nov 1998 12:00:10 -0500 (EST) Message-ID: Date: Wed, 4 Nov 1998 12:00:10 EST To: vanhalen@sonic.net Mime-Version: 1.0 Subject: GARY AND THE RRHOF? "ALTERNATIVE" MUSIC Content-type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII Content-transfer-encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: AOL 4.0 for Windows 95 sub 226 Sender: owner-vanhalen@afterburner.sonic.net Precedence: bulk Reply-To: vanhalen@sonic.net Here's something that bothers me when I hear people talk about "alternative" music. Since so-called "alternative" music (I'm not really sure what people mean when they say that), is what seems to be popular now, does that mean it is no longer an alternative? If that's the case, then VH is technically an alternative band seeing as no one will play them, and MTV won't show them? Just a thought really..... - - -Bryan in Indianapolis.... "Pretty maids, all in a row...go on set 'em up ahhh..." Plain and simple. If MTV does not play the video,the album will not sell. If MTV played Van Halen and Kiss 24/7 like they play Coolio and Puff Daddy the albums would be flying out of the stores. It has nothing to do with Gary. Mike - --WebTV-Mail-521005260-4349-- ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1998 05:12:15 -0600 From: Dale Shera Subject: Re: bsides/cd's On 11/4/98 2:51 PM, Casey Stanley wrote: >The only edit off of III that sounds like something "different" would have >been the kinder, gentler release of ONCE, which never made it to the >surface. You just *know* there will be a special little corner in Hell for the idiot at Warner Brothers that made the decision to withhold this version from us... Dale (who is thrilled to see 300 messages in his VHML folder again- I'm home!!) ;-) ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 05 Nov 1998 06:21:06 -0500 From: Dave King Subject: GUITAR CONTEST UPDATE Everyone I'm sorry theres been no posts, but there isn't anything to post yet. I'm waiting for other people still. The site isn't on my server, and its out of my control. I'm still waiting for 2 more entrees, that were promised to me. Give it one more week and we should be set. I am on #vanhalen every single night in case anyone needs to get a hold of me. Bill Broadway please email me privately about the site, thanks. Dave King ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 05 Nov 1998 07:11:12 -0500 From: "Mark C. Holt" Subject: Re: Best of (or) Greatest Hits At 10:03 PM 10/29/1998 -0500, Northrup wrote: > First, work on those ignoring those voices in your head. Huh? Maybe you should work on proofreading your posts, asshole. Mark ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 05 Nov 98 07:31:17 PST From: "Sergio Escalona" Subject: Re: I think I fixed it, Let me know!!!! Cool, I think you got it, man. Thanks. - -- Sergio ps:...and sorry about the "shit" ;-) - ---------- > > I think I fixed that annoying email attachment problem. So I'm sending > this as a test message. If anyone still sees the bin/mime attachment, > please let me know privately(so this does not clog the list) as I will still > have some work to do. Hopefully this has been fixed and won't annoy anyone > anymore. > > Thanks, > Jeremy(Eagle) > > ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 05 Nov 98 07:49:34 PST From: "Sergio Escalona" Subject: Re: GUITAR CONTEST UPDATE > I am on #vanhalen every single night in case anyone needs to get a hold of me. > > Dave King At what time, Dave? - -- Sergio ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 05 Nov 1998 07:48:45 -0500 From: Ellen Lloyd Subject: Re: Please take my name off your mailing list. At 07:31 PM 11/4/98 -0800, Mark Scharff wrote: >I just received 300+ emails due to the fact that I am on your mailing >list. Please take my name off. > uh..yeah...that's generally how it works.... ;) Ellen http://www.medusacomplex.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 05 Nov 1998 07:50:46 -0500 From: Ellen Lloyd Subject: Re: GARY AND THE RRHOF? Get Real! At 07:40 PM 11/4/98 -0800, Thomas Bell wrote: > >I dont think I could have handled another album of Sammy's goofy lyrics. > >T.B. > That makes 2 of us. Ellen http://www.medusacomplex.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 05 Nov 1998 07:54:31 -0500 From: Ellen Lloyd Subject: Re: ABC Strike At 07:54 PM 11/4/98 -0800, Thomas Bell wrote: >Man, I haven't laughed so hard in years. Seems the ABC network's >technicians union are on strike and are locked out of the station >so the network is using just about anyone they can find to work >cameras, edit shows and anything else technical. Needless to say, >the news for the last couple nights has been comically inept and I >understand people from the sales dept. are doing the camera work >for the live shows like Regis and Cathy in the morning. Maybe Cathy Lee can get her hubby Frank to run the camera...he's not busy. Ellen http://www.medusacomplex.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 05 Nov 1998 08:07:30 -0500 From: Ellen Lloyd Subject: RE: Rex thread At 05:08 PM 11/5/98 +0900, MULLY wrote: >>He posted to the DLRML earlier today. Maybe The Keepers are more >>eager to have him back than we are. ;^) > >Wow, he must really be mad at me for running his ass all over the place. >:+) You'd think the least he could do is drop me a quick one saying he's >home. I mean I've only sent him like 4 messages and left voice mail for him >3 times. Hmmm. >MULLY > I'm sure you'll hear from him soon. I'll bet that he posts here today. :) Ellen http://www.medusacomplex.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 05 Nov 1998 08:15:26 -0500 From: "Mark C. Holt" Subject: Re: Michigan Guitar Show At 09:56 PM 11/4/1998 -0500, you wrote: >The swoooooosh kid wrote: > >>The Michigan Guitar Show will be at the State Fairgrounds this >>weekend Saturday and Sunday. > >Gee. This is very helpful for the 3 people from Michigan on >this list. Unfortunately, it just pisses the rest of us off. >Stop it. I find it very interesting, unlike your stupid, meaningless posts that aren't even remotely humorous. Mark ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 05 Nov 1998 08:17:52 -0500 From: Patrick McIntosh Subject: Re: ABC Strike Ellen Lloyd wrote: > Maybe Cathy Lee can get her hubby Frank to run the > camera...he's not busy. Hey now, he's got that real important job withthe Monday Night Football pregame show. Shame on you. :) Patrick ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 05 Nov 1998 08:19:23 -0500 From: scruff Subject: Re: INSIDE is out Grant Fisher wrote: > Grant > (Who loves it when we get stuff here before the USA!) I was just going to ask how it managed to travel all those miles before we got it here! Do you know somebody or something? ;) Marie ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 05 Nov 1998 08:18:15 -0500 From: "Mark C. Holt" Subject: Re: Dude!! At 11:07 PM 11/4/1998 -0500, you wrote: >Hi MULLY: >Rob got home fine. I talked with him today. He's waiting to get subbed again which is why he >hasn't been on. > >Rick I haven't recvd a request from him, maybe he doesn't love us anymore. ;-) Then again, I haven't read my personal mail in 24 either ... Mark ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1998 08:17:56 EST From: DTJGLAZE@aol.com Subject: Re: Anyone in AZ In a message dated 11/5/98 12:28:25 AM, you wrote: <> Ok man! We can get a nice place for everyone to meet in downtown Mesa. Sammy stayed at the Radison I think. Dave in AZ ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 05 Nov 1998 08:19:15 -0500 From: "Mark C. Holt" Subject: Re: And you thought Halloween was scary... At 10:57 PM 11/3/1998 -0500, you wrote: >Greg directed us to... > >>http://www.geocities.com/~rexjackson/MULLY.html > >I'm glad I'm not the only fat fuck on the list. You are the only *useless* fat fuck on the list though. Mark ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1998 08:18:44 -0500 From: Casey Stanley Subject: Re: bsides/cd's >Date: Wed, 4 Nov 1998 15:52:06 -0600 >From: Ron Higgins >Subject: Re: bsides/cd's > >On Wed, Nov 04, 1998 at 03:51:54PM -0500, Casey Stanley wrote: >> >> Ron, come on, dude. When somebody starts pointing to radio edits as >> something of a "different" offering for the fans, they are reaching. I'm > > > >I appreciate and cherish what the band has given me this tour. Of course >a fan like myself is always hungry for more, but for the "casual >listener", I don't think they should do much more than they've already >done. > >Ron >rhiggins@execpc.com I agree with you, Ron. I, too, appreciate what we *do* have from the band. It just makes it hard when you see so many other bands (that don't seem to care as much about their fans as VH) that have SO much more out to offer their fans. So, in comparison, I feel like VH doesn't do nearly as much as they could (what most other bands offer). acs ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 05 Nov 1998 08:21:53 -0500 From: Jon & Melody Subject: Re: INSIDE is out At 06:51 PM 11/5/98 +1100, you wrote: >>**THE INSIDE'S HOLIDAY SPECIAL!** > > > >Hey, I forgot to mention that my copy of the INSIDE >arrived yesterday! Ed's on the cover between two >tour trucks, with the purple quilted Wolfie. > >I'd tell you more, but that would spoil the surprise! > > >Grant >(Who loves it when we get stuff here before the USA!) > YOU DICK!!!!!!!! :) Jon ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 05 Nov 1998 08:21:48 -0500 From: Ellen Lloyd Subject: Re: GARY AND THE RRHOF? Get Real! IMO, I think all 3 VH singers should be inducted as Van Halen. They've all helped make VH what they are today. Ellen http://www.medusacomplex.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 05 Nov 1998 08:23:37 -0500 From: scruff Subject: Re: ABC Strike/Ellen Ellen Lloyd wrote: > > At 07:54 PM 11/4/98 -0800, Thomas Bell wrote: > >Man, I haven't laughed so hard in years. S > > Maybe Cathy Lee can get her hubby Frank to run the > camera...he's not busy. > > Ellen > http://www.medusacomplex.com Ellen, I am reading your posts this morning and you are in rare form!!!!!!!!! I am so glad to see it :) Marie ------------------------------ End of [VHML - Digest] V1 #5880